Sports can be risky business
College basketball fans got to see Bob Knight, Rick Pitino, Roy Williams and Mike Krzyzewski dance around in pink shirts and boxer shorts in a new Guitar Hero commercial that began airing during this past weekend's NCAA tournament games. And while their "Risky Business" parody doesn't quite measure up to the one Heidi Klum did (you know, the one they showed after 9 p.m.), we can all agree that it's a good thing Rick Majerus wasn't invited to participate. That would have really riled up Metallica. All four coaches know a thing or two about producing sweet music on the basketball court, and have the hardware to prove it. Just ask the fans at schools across the country who sing their praises.
Here's a look at some other high-profile foursomes that could band together for a jam session:
Guitar Heroes: Phil Mickelson, Sergio Garcia, Geoff Ogilvy, Padraig Harrington
Song: "Eye of the Tiger," Survivor
Why they're singing: With Mr. Woods back in top form, it might be easier for the golfers ranked second through fifth to produce a gold record than a victory at Augusta next week.
Guitar Heroes: Lance Berkman, Roy Oswalt, Carlos Lee, Miguel Tejada
Song: "Summertime Blues," Eddie Cochran
Why they're singing: There may be no cure for the depression Astros fans stand to experience at Minute Maid Park throughout the 2009 season either.
Guitar Heroes: Tony Romo, Jason Witten, Roy Williams, Jason Garrett
Song: "Since U Been Gone," Kelly Clarkson
Why they're singing: With Terrell Owens out of the picture, there won't be any more excuses if the Cowboys' offense doesn't live up to its potential.
Guitar Heroes: Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili, Gregg Popovich
Song: "Don't Stop Believin'," Journey
Why they're singing: Sure, the Spurs are getting up there in age, they haven't had the best luck with injuries this year, and the Lakers look tough to beat, but hey, it is an odd-numbered year.
POP QUIZ
1. The Texas Rangers announced that former President George W. Bush will throw out the first pitch on Opening Day:
A) Marking the first time the team's former part-owner has thrown out a first pitch in Arlington since 1991
B) Becoming the third current or former president to participate in the pregame ceremony at a Rangers game
C) And if he throws a strike, he'll probably be signed to join the Texas rotation
2. Orlando center Dwight Howard picked up his 5,000th ________ at a younger age than Wilt Chamberlain.
A) Rebound
B) Get your mind out of the gutter
3. A new commercial featuring college basketball coaches Bob Knight, Roy Williams, Rick Pitino and Mike Krzyzewski in shirts and underwear, a la Tom Cruise in "Risky Business":
A) Encourages people to buy the Guitar Hero Metallica video game
B) Probably helps those coaches gain exposure to potential recruits who enjoy the popular game
C) Allowed them to join UConn's Jim Calhoun on the list of coaches who got caught with their pants down last week
4. The Spurs' loss to division rival New Orleans on Sunday night can be blamed on:
A) Poor 3-point shooting
B) A questionable shooting foul call that gave Chris Paul three free throws late in the game
C) Extra time running off the clock after a whistle in the waning seconds
D) At least Super Hugo didn't set anything on fire this time
5. Tiger Woods added another incredible feat to his r?sum? by:
A) Overcoming a 5-shot deficit in the final round to win at Bay Hill
B) Visiting Dallas-based swing coach Hank Haney without getting harassed by police officer Robert Powell
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